Back in the day, lovebirds slipped notes under their desks or carved initials into a tree to express their love. These days, couples send text messages or post on Instagram to declare to the world that they're in love. If that's the case for you and your beau, then we've got a collection of Valentine's Day captions to use in honor of the occasion.

　　Whoever you're celebrating on this love-themed holiday, these cute, funny and romantic messages are sure to fit the bill. That includes captions for your sweetheart, best pal, loved ones, kids, family members or anyone else you'd like to shout out this year. There are even messages to use if you're a bit bah-humbug over all this Valentine's Day business, or are single and totally loving it.

　　Among these sentiments, you’ll find heartfelt expressions including, “If I had to do it all over again, it would still be you” and “You’ll forever be my always,” as well as amusing sayings like, “The funniest thing about Valentine’s Day this year is my love life” and “It’s Valentine’s Day and I haven’t even gotten myself something yet.”

　　Whatever you settle on, these inspired Valentine's Day captions are guaranteed to deliver nothing but Xs and Os this Feb. 14.

　　Best Valentine’s Day captions

　　Funny Valentine's Day captions

　　The funniest thing about Valentine's Day this year is my love life.

　　I'm the cream, you're the sugar. Together we're icing on the cake.

　　I love you more than you annoy me. It’s a match made in heaven.

　　You're sew cute.

　　Is it hot in here or is it just you?

　　You're the plus one to my equation – and then sum.

　　Are you a speeding ticket? Because you've got “fine” written all over you.

　　I may not be a photographer, but I totally see something developing here.

　　I mustache you to be mine.

　　Looks like Cupid's got pretty good aim, after all.

　　You're so lucky to love me.

　　I lava you.

　　You got a date this Valentine's Day? I do. It's February 14.

　　I naturally select you. Love, Darwin

　　Just call me "Planters" because I'm totally nuts over you.

　　If you were a steak, you'd be well done.

　　Take another little pizza my heart now, baby.

　　Will you Vincent Van Gogh out with me?

　　Glad I found you, especially since I can't find anything else.

　　I found Mr. Swipe Right.

　　I'm crazy pho you!

　　This purchase is final sale.

　　Is your name "wifi"? Because I think we have a connection.

　　I'm not a photographer, but I picture us together.

　　You're like organic chemistry. Something I just can't pass.

　　Have you got a name or can I just call you "mine"?

　　Hello, is it me you're looking for?

　　I love you a waffle lot.

　　You're my favorite mistake.

　　Bah hum-lovebug.

　　Everything's sweeter with you by my side.

　　Forever crushing on you.

　　You must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.

　　Happy Valentine's Day to my otter half.

　　You’re the Ben to my Jerry.

　　We should probably snuggle now.

　　You’re my happy place.

　　All’s fair in love and pizza.

　　Hugs, kisses and Valentine's Day wishes.

　　I tripped and fell in love with you.

　　You weren’t my first, but you’ll be the last.

　　You’re totally my type.

　　I love you oodles and dim sum.

　　Let’s taco ‘bout just how much I love you.

　　I love you a latte.

　　I only have eyes for you.

　　We were worth the wait.

　　I heart you.

　　Finders keepers.

　　You hold the key to my heart.

　　Anti-Valentine's Day captions for singles

　　Happy Valentine's day to me, myself and I.

　　All of me loves ... all of me.

　　Happy Singles Awareness Day!

　　Who needs flowers and chocolate when we’ve got wine?

　　Forget red and pink, rosé is my favorite color.

　　Cupid Shuffle, anyone?!

　　Cupid gives archery a bad name.

　　I’m the best date I ever had.

　　Is it over yet?

　　V is for valentine ... and vodka.

　　Single and killin' it.

　　Just waiting to buy the 50% off candy tomorrow.

　　Love is in the air-row!

　　Who needs Cupid? I already love you.

　　Cupid got me good.

　　President of the Cupid Club.

　　I’m with Cupid.

　　Not today, Cupid. Sorry.

　　You're cuter than Cupid.

　　Valentine's Day captions for family

　　I love you thiiiiiiiisssssssssssss much.

　　Giving you a jar of hearts this Valentine’s Day.

　　You’re my favorite.

　　Family is love.

　　Family is forever.

　　Home is where the ❤️ is.

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