If you like bad-but-good St. Paddy's puns, then you're going to love this collection of St. Patrick's Day jokes that pay tribute to all things related to March 17.

　　Whatever your annual St. Paddy's Day tradition is, whether it be cooking up a pot of corned beef and cabbage or meeting up with your besties to enjoy a few pints at the pub, these corny one-liners, dad jokes and inspired knock-knocks will have everyone, well, Dublin over in laughter.

　　For instance: What do leprechauns learn in school? The elf-abet. Or what do you call an Irish spider? Paddy long legs. Knock, knock! Who’s there? Accordion. Accordion who? Accordion to the calendar, it’s St. Patrick’s Day!

　　Sure, you're probably groaning over these St. Paddy's wisecracks, but admit it, you're laughing, too. And you've got the luck of the Irish on your side because there's plenty more where those came from.

　　Whether you need a leprechaun joke to top off an Instagram post or a witty Irish quip to send to friends and family, there's no need to travel to the ends of the Emerald Isle to get them, because all the treasure you seek is in the compilation below. All you need to do is to add them to your stockpile of funny St. Patrick's Day sayings.

　　That way, when the shamrock-filled holiday arrives, you'll have a supply on-hand and ready to roll for any occasion that calls for a clever joke at a moment's notice.

　　But why wait? Get the celebration underway with this collection of St. Patrick's Day jokes that we're sure will leave everyone you know positively green with envy.

　　Best St. Patrick's Day jokes

　　How do leprechauns pay for doctor visits? They have elf care.

　　Did you hear about the fire at the leprechaun shoe factory? Many soles were lost.

　　Where do you find leprechauns? It depends on where you left them.

　　What do leprechauns drive to work? Minivans.

　　What's the best way to catch an Irish fish? Have someone throw it to you.

　　How do leprechauns make shoes so fast? They make short work of it.

　　Two leprechauns walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

　　Why did the leprechaun go to a therapist? He hit sham-rock bottom.

　　What's a leprechaun's favorite song? "Somewhere Over the Rainbow."

　　What do leprechauns learn in school? The elf-abet.

　　Did you hear about the leprechaun that opened up a shoe shop? Now he's a small business owner.

　　What's leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe.

　　Why did the Irish potato go to the doctor? It wasn't peeling well.

　　What do you call a leprechaun that doesn't want to do anything? A lepre-can't.

　　How can you tell if a leprechaun is an environmentalist? He wee-cyles.

　　Why don't leprechauns like running? They'd rather jig than jog.

　　Why did the leprechaun cross the road? It was the chicken's day off.

　　How do leprechauns know how to make shoes? They're elf-taught.

　　What did one Irish cap say to the other? You go on ahead.

　　What do you call a bad Irish dance? A jig mistake.

　　Funny St. Patrick's Day jokes

　　Where do leprechauns play baseball? In a little league.

　　What do you call an Irish spider? Paddy long legs.

　　Why are leprechauns always getting in trouble? They have no elf control.

　　How are friends like four-leaf clovers? They're hard to find and lucky to have.

　　What do leprechauns call Kris Kringle? Sant O' Claus.

　　What do horses wear for good luck? Shoes.

　　What do you call a scheming elf? A lepra-con.

　　What's a leprechaun's favorite dessert? Paddy cake.

　　What's the best month of the year to host a parade? March.

　　Did you hear about leprechaun that couldn't make a decision? He was stuck between a shamrock and a hard place.

　　What did one Guinness say to the other? Ale good?

　　Why did the leprechaun quit his job? He kept getting short-changed.

　　What do leprechauns use to clean the bathroom? Mr. Green.

　　What did the police officer say after arresting the leprechaun? "The jig is up!"

　　What instrument isn't very modest? The brag-pipe.

　　What's the best way to make gold soup? Use 14 karats.

　　What do leprechauns put on their hamburgers? Paddys.

　　What's long and green and only shows up once a year? The St. Patrick's Day parade.

　　Why did the leprechaun marriage end in divorce? One discovered the other was a gold digger.

　　Why can't you trust leprechauns? Because they're elfish.

　　What's a leprechaun's favorite dance? The Shamrock Shake.

　　Why shouldn't you tell jokes to a leprechaun? Because they're easily o'ffended.

　　Why do Irish cows wear bells? Their horns don't work.

　　Did you hear about the leprechaun that couldn't pay rent? He was a little short.

　　Corned beef and cabbage walk into a diner. The host says, "Sorry, we don't serve dinner here."

　　Irish dad jokes for St. Patrick's Day

　　Why did the leprechaun go the home store? He needed paddy o' furniture.

　　Why did the leprechaun cross the rainbow? To get to the pot of gold.

　　Where can you be sure to find gold on St. Patrick's Day? In the dictionary.

　　Why are leprechauns so good at karate? They've got a black belt.

　　How do you hire a leprechaun for St. Patrick's Day? Put him on a ladder.

　　Why don't leprechauns hate doing taxes? Because they're elf-employed.

　　How did the leprechaun get to the moon? On a sham-rocket.

　　Why did the Irishman stop mining for gold? It didn't pan out.

　　What's green and sings? Elvis Parsley.

　　How can you tell if your Irish jokes are funny? Everyone's Dublin over in laughter.

　　What do ghosts drink to celebrate St. Patrick's Day? Boo-ze.

　　Why do people wear shamrocks to celebrate St. Paddy's? Because real rocks are too heavy.

　　How do leprechauns tell time? They use sham-clocks.

　　What kind of spells do leprechauns cast? Lucky charms.

　　How can you tell if a potato isn't Irish? When it's a French fry.

　　Why can't you iron four-leaf clovers? Because you should never press your luck.

　　What do you call a stone that pretends to be Irish? A sham-rock.

　　Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick's Day? Because real rocks would be too heavy.

　　What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a four-leaf clover? A rash of good luck.

　　Leprechaun jokes for St. Patrick's Day

　　Why are leprechauns so good at gardening? Because they have a green thumb.

　　What's a leprechaun's favorite movie? "Green Lantern."

　　How do leprechauns pay for groceries? They use lepre-coins.

　　Why do leprechauns make good secretaries? They know shorthand.

　　How do you get a leprechaun's attention? Say, "Look clover there!"

　　Why didn't the leprechaun cross the road? He was waiting for the light to turn green.

　　Did you hear about the leprechaun who won the race? He knew a shortcut.

　　How can you tell when a leprechaun is jealous? They turn green with envy.

　　What do you get when two leprechauns meet up for lunch? A lot of small talk.

　　Why are leprechauns such good listeners? Because they are all ears.

　　What do leprechauns learn in school? The elf-a-bet.

　　What do you call a leprechaun that finds a pot of gold at the end of a rainbow? Welfy.

　　Did you hear about the leprechaun that opened his own store? Now he's a small business owner.

　　Why did the leprechaun super-glue his book? He wanted a story he couldn't put down.

　　St. Patrick's Day knock-knock jokes

　　Knock, knock! Who’s there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to find a pot o' gold.

　　Knock, knock! Who’s there? Accordion. Accordion who? Accordion to the calendar, it's St. Patrick's Day!

　　Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to hear another knock-knock joke?

　　Knock, knock! Who’s there? Gwen. Gwen who? Gwen will these St. Paddy's knock-knock jokes ever end?

　　Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ilene. Ilene who? Ilene a bit after having a pint or two.

　　Knock, knock! Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey was stolen by a leprechaun. Let me in!

　　Knock, knock! Who’s there? Kenya. Kenya who? Kenya fetch me a pint of Guinness?

　　Knock, knock! Who’s there? Yeah. Yeah who? Yeah who, I'm excited for St. Patrick's Day, too!

　　Knock, knock! Who’s there? Harmony. Harmony who? Harmony St. Paddy's Day jokes can one person tell?

　　Knock, knock! Who’s there? Ima. Ima who? Ima hoping to find a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow.

　　Knock, knock! Who’s there? Peas. Peas who? Peas pass the corned beef and cabbage.

　　Knock, knock! Who's there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you a very Happy St. Patrick's Day.

　　Knock, knock! Who's there? Lucky. Lucky who? Lucky you, it's St. Paddy's Day!

　　Knock, knock! Who's there? Brighton. Brighton who? Brighton early, that's when I start celebrating St. Patrick's Day.

　　Knock, knock! Who's there? Dora Belle. Dora Belle who? Dora Belle is broken, so the leprechauns will have to knock.

　　Knock, knock! Who's there? Aisle. Aisle who? Aisle be wearing green on St. Paddy's so I don't get pinched!

　　Knock, knock! Who's there? Shirley. Shirley who? Shirley you must know there's gold at the end of a rainbow.

　　Knock, knock! Who's there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana pint of Guinness!

　　Knock, knock! Who's there? Abby. Abby who? Abby stung me on St. Patrick's Day.

　　Knock, knock! Who's there? Jewel. Jewel who? Jewel be happy to know I'm Irish!

　　Knock, knock! Who's there? Donna. Donna who? Donna forget to leave your shoes out for the leprechauns!

　　Knock, knock! Who's there? S'more. S'more who? S'more St. Paddy's jokes coming your way!

　　Knock, knock! Who's there? Noah. Noah who? Noah a good pub around here?

　　Knock, knock! Who's there? Aida. Aida who? Aida plate of corned beef and cabbage and now I'm full.

　　Knock, knock! Who's there? Justin. Justin who? Justin time to celebrate St. Paddy's Day.

　　Knock, knock! Who's there? Teddy. Teddy who? Teddy is St. Patrick's Day.

　　Knock, knock! Who's there? Yule. Yule who? Yule be sorry if don't wear green on St. Paddy's.

　　Knock, knock! Who's there? Erin. Erin who? Erin go Bragh, of course!